Jon (nonewwitticisms) wrote in grammargasm,
Jon
nonewwitticisms
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A sentence was at a job interview. The interviewer said, "We're starting a new paragraph and we have an opening for an unambiguous, declarative sentence. Do you fit those criteria?"

"Well," replied the sentence, "I'm pretty sure that I am probably the sort of sentence you may be looking for."

The interviewer said, "Sorry, but I'm afraid you're over-qualified."
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